What are they doing to them out there? We must help.
Ugh. This is hard.
I need assistance.
I am genius. I will help.
I owe you one. Fuzz hug.
Ugh, disgusting. What is this crap. A kitten could write this garbage.
editing privaledges revoked— Just.get.off.
Don’t ever touch my left paw.
A novel, unfinished.
Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair.
Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge.
Open draw, empty shoe, anybody’s lap will do.
Fitted in a cardboard box, in the cupboard with your frocks.
Anywhere! They don’t care! Cats sleep anywhere.
What are you saying about me on there?
got d-money in the house, and buggy’s motorized purr
now the kitties be jealous cuz we got da best meals
but we kick em to the curb unless they look like garfield” —Ke$ha (kitty remix)