Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair. Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge. Open draw, empty shoe, anybody’s lap will do. Fitted in a cardboard box, in the cupboard with your frocks. Anywhere! They don’t care! Cats sleep anywhere.
“aint got a care in the world, but got plenty of fur
got d-money in the house, and buggy’s motorized purr
now the kitties be jealous cuz we got da best meals
but we kick em to the curb unless they look like garfield”—Ke$ha (kitty remix)